#skype

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When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

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A commonly used phrase by ownage pranks to express frustration.
Like A Somebooooooooooody!! Why you hang up on me today!! I take two chopsticks and shove them up yo ass!!
by Ezio the delivery man January 17, 2011

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The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
Duncan Construction, Frank Garrett... fuggew.
by Styxhexenhammer January 01, 2010

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To have cybersex with someone over skype video chat
I skype sexed my Girlfrined while she was away in Ireland
by JT Dawg May 24, 2008

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PFP
Profile Pic
Don: Change your pfp
Sidney: But first let me take a selfie
by hitsbluntšŸ˜‚ April 12, 2015

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A reference to your car. However, it must be a Lamborghini so don't be a bitch and refer to your mommas caravan as a Bruce Wayne.
Matt: I been had hoes in my Bruce Wayne.

Blair: You need to skype that shit next time cat!
by Big Cat 1 January 16, 2013

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Skype is an easy to use, inexpensive VOIP program. I thought it was a great idea until one day I got thrown in a paddy wagon and criminally charged. Skype received a request from the cops and readily handed over some personal customer information. It would have been nicer if they had instead warned me, the customer, that my account was catching heat, but instead they were like fuck him, we'll hand it right over, ohh and we'll bill the sucker automatically on his credit card next year. As if I want to continue my skype service after you pricks hand over info to the cops without so much as a heads up.

Skype is probably best defined by the above example. They will take your money, shit on you, and then bill you for more of the service just to fuck with you. I hope this definition is voted highly so people can see how much this corporation cares about privacy. There was never any warrant issued for the release of my information from Skype. Please tell others that skype is a RAT.
I paid to use skpye, they recieved complaints from law enforcement in another country, and they send over my user info asap. Yup yup thanks skype. We'll remember that.
by itscheapertofuckpeopleover January 27, 2010

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